Astro Boy, or Review of a Review

Reading my local newspaper’s movie reviews (Raleigh News & Observer), I was a little perturbed to see that the Astro Boy review was mainly about how it was or was not appropriate for children.

Am I too distanced from childhood to determine this? Or too far away from adulthood/parenthood to think this was appropriate?

Okay, I haven’t seen Astro Boy yet, and I probably won’t, but that’s not the point here. I am wondering do we need disclaimers in reviews about children’s movies?

My personal experience as of late with “children’s movies” and little kids is, I saw Coraline in theaters, sitting maybe three seats away from a three year old girl who spent the greater part of the movie crying or whimpering.  Almost all of the print reviews I came across had to mention how inappropriate it was as a film for little kids, which irked me. For film as an art form, the reviewers job is NOT to give age disclaimers. That’s not the reviewer’s job, that is the MPAA’s job. Coraline got a PG rating, and after that it is the parent’s job to read the fine print and determine whether or not their child is ready for the movie.

In the Astro Boy review, I just don’t see why their reasoning for parental caution was necessary. It talked about Dr. Tenma’s original son’s death and some of the violence. But let me think: An important death, featured in the early part of the movie? FINDING NEMO! There are so, sooo many deaths of characters that exist in children’s films, whether it’s on screen or just implied, BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. Sometimes that becomes a greater part of the plot, THE LION KING.

And this is my same  point that  I gave for Coraline. It’s the parents job to determine these things.  You might think you are helping the parents by listing x or y reasons because they are the ones who will be reading the reviews, but that’s not the  point of a review.

I’ve reached that point where I’m not sure if I’m too distanced from childhood to determine what did freak me out as a kid or whether I’m too far away from parenthood ethics to figure out whether or not I should care.

But maybe it’s the imposed mentality of parents that later influences kids?  I know some people think The Nightmare Before Christmas is too spooky for little kids, but I saw it when I was 3 and loved it.  But then I meet people my age who have never seen that movie or already base it as “Scary” when they were little, even though they’ve never seen it.

I’m entering a weird place.  But this is bugging me!  I don’t think parents or adults realize that kids are resilient.  If something freaks them out, it will rarely haunt them into adulthood, and if it does, then that kid probably needed a shrink even without that movie’s effects.  Yes, parents have the right to determine whether or not a movie is appropriate for their kids, but that is not a film reviewer’s job.

Okay.  Rant over.  (Aren’t you glad I didn’t launch into my alternate, but related rant of “Why do they always think animated movies are just for kids?!”)

Kinky Boots

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I liked it!

But it had the effect of making me list all of the songs I want to see drag queens sing before I die.

Now that’s a risk worth taking!

I Feel Like I’ve Caught Up With Things

Finally saw the Star Trek reboot, finally saw Inglourious Basterds.

The movie that opened this summer alongside the film that closed this summer, seen in one weekend. Both are excellent films, but for extraordinarily different reasons.

Inglourious Basterds will be the classic, while Star Trek will probably become the next dull movie franchise  in the coming summers. But as summer movies, these both succeeded at what the movie market needs right now, which is damn good entertainment.

On Star Trek:

Art by my Friend Natalia! You should check out here gallery!

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1) Has anyone else noticed that we can’t have straight-up action movies anymore? It’s all action movies-cum comedies. Of course, I couldn’t figure out if we were laughing because it was funny or we were laughing because it was Star Trek.  The thing is, this is happening in a lot of movie franchises, such as Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and, well, Star Trek.

2)The Fandom, She Grows. From my own reaction, but also from my friends, the Reboot has created so many new trekkies. It helps that the Original Series is now on Youtube and SyFy has been showing some of the various series as well. I can’t speak for what the fandom was like before, because I never had personal friends who were trekkies, but it seems to have grown a little.  Who knows, maybe I’m just seeing people who have always liked Star Trek before really freaking out over this?  But I think not, or at least, not entirely.

Is this important? It depends on who you are. Obviously to my Trekkie friends, yes, it’s all really important. To me? It’s interesting, but because the end of the reboot is entirely cruxed on the belief that we’ll be getting a sequel, this isn’t going to be a classic. Outside of the new trekkies, there will be those who will love it now, hate it six months from now. That’s sad because it’s excellent, but movies don’t have as much staying power in the public psyche as much as we might like.

Inglourious Basterds

From http://www.screenhead.com/reviews/tag/inglorious-bastards/

1) It flails around and screams “TARANTINO!” from the top of its lungs. But it works, because that’s how Tarantino movies work. I really liked it. I feel like it’s one of his strongest films to date. Everything ties up in a very bloody, historically inaccurate way, but it has that possibility of existing in the future as a classic.

2) Staying power: Not a movie you forget easily.  Again, pretty much a trademark of Tarantino projects.  The staying power reflects with, a) me waking up this morning and remembering some Brad Pitt’s dialogue from the last scene, but also b) this is a movie that can have people still talking about it ten years from now.

3) It’s shot beautifully.  There were a few great scenes where I was dragged out of the story going “That looks really cool. Most of the time I don’t notice these mise-en-scenes unless they are really eye-catching, so worthy of note.

4) Yes, I am a language nerd: When the characters were French, they spoke French!  The German soldiers spoke German!  The English and Americans… well, so it follows.  I love that the languages were matched for once.  It was important to the plot and it worked and damn it, things like having people speak their own language makes me happy!  Word to those with bad-eyesight though: because of this, it’s very subtitle heavy.

5) Why I liked it: It’s fun.  It’s World War II, but it’s a revenge story– unlikely, coincidence prone, but good to watch.  Funny in parts, an example of shock-value in others.

So the door opener and door closer for summer movies are worth a watch if you haven’t seen them, especially if you feel like autumn has come too soon.

October! Which can only Mean Halloween!

I love October. I think it’s my favorite month, since in North Carolina that’s when the autumn weather starts hitting us and the leaves start to change color, but also:

Halloween specials!

I’m such a sucker for these– especially Halloween cartoons and random Halloween movies.

In cartoon terms, you can’t go wrong with the old, 90s-era Nicktoons like Hey Arnold, which I think had a creepy episode every season anyway, but the specific Halloween episode is really nostalgic to me.

I have better memories for the Cartoon Network specials probably, but I also watched that channel a bit more as a kid (helps that CN had anime).

One feature length Halloween movie that I don’t think gets enough cred is The Halloween Tree. It’s an animated version of the Ray Bradbury novel, but it’s very true to the spirit of Halloween, which is a really hard to grasp, whispery ghost of a thing. It reminds me of why Halloween has such a great, creepy atmosphere around it, especially for children.

And of course there’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, but I’ll probably end up doing a blog post proper about that (sometime in the future…)

I actually don’t have a tradition of watching Horror movies for Halloween. I maybe watched a Friday the 13th sequel one afternoon while I waited to go trick or treating, but I dunno. Maybe I should start?

So yeah: Halloween. Autumn. Generally an awesome season full of awesome, cartoon memories. I would say “Let’s have a Halloween themed month!” but damn, not sure I could swing that. Unless you guys want to be bombarded by the pseudo-spooky movies. Well, let’s try that and see how it goes.

(Also, ABCfamily’s “13 Nights of Halloween” looks more like “13 Nights of Tim Burton”. I am not against this.)